Friday, November 23, 2012

The Wienermobile

My bologna has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh, I love to eat it every day,
And if you ask me why,
I'll say ...
It's 'cause Oscar Mayer has a way
with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

— written from memory
(God, kill me now!)

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